So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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