your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i came on her dog
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
