just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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