now i know why i became what i already was.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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