legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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