so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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