It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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