Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize