i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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