She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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