she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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