Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My ass is underappreciated
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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