your room smells of hookers.
And success
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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