You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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