How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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