It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I need a beard to bite.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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