I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We had to coat check the pizza.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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