I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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