Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I AM VODKA MAN
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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