my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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