real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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