it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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