HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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