If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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