there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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