He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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