just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My liver just had a heart attack.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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