Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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