he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You can make out without kissing
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Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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