so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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