I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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