party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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