Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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