Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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