They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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