windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They have beer where we have blood.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm too high and old for this...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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