What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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