I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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