oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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