FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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