nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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