I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
there's paper in my vomit.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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