Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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