I'd wear matching sweaters with you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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