Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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