After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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