As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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