Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I didn't notice because vodka
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
