their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize
