I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
