Did you just see the Batmobile???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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