For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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