i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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