I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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