I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
thus making me awesome and them whores
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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