Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
